Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel while in labor;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
