Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop in September
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with my best friend;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
