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# Monster Name Monster Parameters
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# Original monster data from Kittiwake's Monster Survival Guide:
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# http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=39973&start=0
# http://jick-nerfed.us/forums/viewtopic.php?t=218
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# Last edited by Kittiwake on Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:48 am
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# New monster data from QuantumNightmare at AllianceFromHell:
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# http://alliancefromhell.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1289
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# Questionable data:
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# Baiowulf
# Count Bakula
# Crazy Bastard
# Hockey Elemental
# Hypnotist of Hey Deze
# Infinite Meat Bug
# The Master Of Thieves
# Time Bandit
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# Scaling monsters:
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# Baron Von Ratsworth
# Naughty Sorceress
# Naughty Sorceress (second form)
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# Mob Penguin Smasher
# Mob Penguin Smith
# Mob Penguin Supervisor
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# Striking Factory-Worker Elf
# Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
# Striking Middle-Management Elf
# Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
# Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
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# Candied Yam Golem
# Malevolent Tofurkey
# Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce
# Stuffing Golem
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# El Novio Cad´ver
# El Padre Cad´ver
# La Novia Cad´ver
# La Persona Inocente Cad´ver
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# Flint-Scraping Cave Elf
# Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf
# Rock-Banging Cave Elf
# Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf
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# Bow-making Mummy
# Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
# Gift-wrapping Vampire
# Skeletal Reindeer
# Stocking-stuffing Zombie
# Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
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# Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
# Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
# Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
# Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
# Rudolphus of Crimborg
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# Arc-welding Elfborg
# Decal-applying Elfborg
# Ribbon-cutting Elfborg
# Weapons-assembly Elfborg
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# Item and Meat Drop percentage figures from Yiab's statistical data:
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# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Item_Statistics
# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Meat_Statistics
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# Missing data for the following:
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# One Time monsters:
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# Conjoined Zmombie
# Gargantulihc
# Giant Skeelton
# Huge Ghuol
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# New or changed monsters:
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# Angry Raccoon Puppet
# Business Hippy
# eXtreme Sports Orc
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# Initiative data from the HCO Initiative Guide:
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# http://forums.hardcoreoxygenation.com/viewtopic.php?t=1795
1335 HaXx0r HP: 71 Def: 81 Atk: 81 Meat: 24-38 334 scroll (20) Dyspepsi-Cola (70) 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (15)
7-Foot Dwarf HP: 40 Def: 53 Atk: 53 Meat: 32-51 miner's helmet (3) miner's pants (3) 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3)
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman HP: 50 Def: 57 Atk: 57 Meat: 48-77 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3) miner's helmet (3) miner's pants (3)
A Bugged Bugbear HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 14 gnoll teeth (30) gnoll lips (30)
A Revolting Bugbear HP: 10 Def: 13 Atk: 13
A Revolving Bugbear HP: 11 Def: 15 Atk: 15
A.M.C. Gremlin HP: 175 gremlin juice (3)
Acid Blob HP: 40 Def: 38 Atk: 38
Albino Bat HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 10 Meat: 16-26 batgut (10) bat guano (10) pink bat eye (0)
Alphabet Giant HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 Meat: 122-183 heavy D (40) original G (40)
Amateur Ninja HP: 0 bargain flash powder third-hand nunchaku
An Angry Bugbear HP: 12 Def: 15 Atk: 15
An Annoying Spooky Gravy Fairy HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky annoying pitchfork (100)
Ancient Insane Monk HP: 0 little round pebble bottle of sake Bash-Ōs cereal
Ancient Protector Spirit HP: 80 Def: 158 Atk: 158 obsidian dagger (20) mossy stone sphere (20) rough stone sphere (20) smooth stone sphere (20) cracked stone sphere (20)
Anglerbush HP: 10 Def: 9 Atk: 9 meat stack (35)
Angry Piñata HP: 20 Def: 22 Atk: 22 pile of candy (100)
Angry Raccoon Puppet HP: 20 Def: 35 Atk: 35 felt (1) stuffing (10) googly eye (1)
Animated Nightstand (Mahogany) HP: 170 Def: 166 Atk: 158 old coin purse (25) old leather wallet (25)
Animated Nightstand (White) HP: 180 Def: 171 Atk: 147 grouchy restless spirit (80)
Anime Smiley HP: 67 Def: 77 Atk: 77 334 scroll (30) Tasty Fun Good rice candy (40)
Apathetic Lizardman HP: 14 Def: 20 Atk: 20
Arc-welding Elfborg iGoogly (10) LED block (10) nanofiber cloth (10) synthetic stuffing (10) theoretical string (10) toy hoverpad (10)
Axe Handle HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 1 pine tar (20)
Bad ASCII Art HP: 1 ASCII shirt (100) 30669 scroll (100) 33398 scroll (100) 334 scroll (100) 334 scroll (100)
BASIC Elemental HP: 40 Def: 50 Atk: 50
Bailey's Beetle HP: 215 Def: 195 Atk: 195 green clay bead (0) floorboard cruft (0) battered hubcap (0) communications windchimes (0) reinforced beaded headband (0) round purple sunglasses (0) bullet-proof corduroys (0)
Baiowulf HP: 40 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Talisman of Baio (100)
Banshee Librarian HP: 71 Def: 52 Atk: 52 ED: spooky disintegrating quill pen (20)
Bar HP: 5 Def: 3 Atk: 1 Meat: 12-20 bar skin (25) barskin hat (5)
Baron Von Ratsworth
Baseball Bat HP: 9 Def: 15 Atk: 15 Meat: 17-27 baseball (30) sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)
Batrat HP: 20 Def: 23 Atk: 23 Meat: 18-28 bat wing (15) bat guano (15) batgut (15)
Batwinged Gremlin HP: 177 gremlin juice (3) molybdenum hammer (0)
Beanbat HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21 Meat: 28-43 enchanted bean (50)
Beefy Bodyguard Bat HP: 36
Beer Bongadier HP: 210
Big Creepy Spider HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-7 spider web (30) spider web (20)
Bizarre Construct HP: 300 El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
Black Adder HP: 124 adder bladder (30) black snake skin (15)
Black Knight HP: 134 black greaves (15) black helmet (15) black shield (15) black sword (15)
Black Panther HP: 127 Black No. 2 ( 20)
Black Widow HP: 121 black picnic basket (15) black pension check (30)
Blackberry Bush HP: 136 blackberry (15) blackberry (15) blackberry (15)
Blooper HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25 white pixel (70) white pixel (70) white pixel (70)
Blur HP: 145 drum machine (30) palm frond (10) hot date (5) carbonated water lily (10)
Boaraffe HP: 145 Def: 145 Atk: 145 Meat: 83-116 long pork (0)
Bob Racecar HP: 139 Def: 124 Atk: 118 Meat: 42-66 ketchup hound (35) leather chaps (15) mesh cap (15) stunt nuts (30)
Bookbat HP: 54 Def: 49 Atk: 49 tattered scrap of paper (30)
Booze Giant HP: 66 Def: 76 Atk: 76 bottle of gin (15) bottle of rum (15) bottle of tequila (15) bottle of vodka (15) bottle of whiskey (15) boxed wine (15)
Bow-making Mummy evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Brainsweeper HP: 9 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 29-47 disembodied brain (30)
Bread Golem HP: 8 Def: 16 Atk: 24 Meat: 26-41 wad of dough (30)
Briefcase Bat HP: 11 Def: 17 Atk: 17 Meat: 25-37 bat guano (10) briefcase (40) sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)
Brutus, the Toga-Clad Lout HP: 280
Bugbear-In-The-Box HP: 11 Def: 18 Atk: 14 Meat: 12-19 box (20) bugbear beanie (10) bugbear bungguard (10)
Bullet Bill HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25 black pixel (70) black pixel (70) black pixel (70)
Burly Sidekick HP: 100 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Meat: 79-168 cocoa eggshell fragment (30) mohawk wig (10) tiny house (30)
Business Hippy HP: 25 Def: 38 Atk: 38 filthy corduroys (20) filthy knitted dread sack (30) herbs (25) reodorant (5) massive bag of catnip (0)
Buzzy Beetle HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 black pixel (50) white pixel (50) red pixel (65)
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative HP: 330
Cactuary HP: 139 bit-o-cactus (27) giant cactus quill (5) cactus fruit (20) handful of sand (20)
Carnivorous Dill Plant HP: 180 Def: 200 Atk: 200 dill (30) dill (30)
Carnivorous Moxie Weed HP: 56 Def: 66 Atk: 66 moxie weed (30) giant moxie weed (15) giant moxie weed (15)
Caveman Frat Boy HP: 0 E: sleaze ovoid leather thing (20) chunk of rock salt (20) stone baseball cap (10)
Caveman Frat Pledge HP: 0 E: sleaze stone baseball cap (5) cup of primitive beer (10) chunk of rock salt (20) ovoid leather thing (10)
Caveman Hippy HP: 280 E: stench stone frisbee (20) dreadlock whip (10) handful of pine needles (20)
Caveman Sorority Girl HP: 0 E: sleaze cup of primitive beer (25)
Cavewomyn Hippy HP: 260 E: stench handful of pine needles (20) handful of nuts and berries (20)
Chalkdust Wraith HP: 10 Def: 20 Atk: 20 ED: spooky handful of hand chalk (100)
Chatty Pirate HP: 90 bottle of rum (0)
Chester HP: 0
Chowder Golem HP: 9 Def: 18 Atk: 22 Meat: 29-46
Claw-foot Bathtub HP: 110 Def: 100 Atk: 80 bottle of Monsieur Bubble (25)
Cleanly Pirate HP: 90 Swabbie™ swab (20) Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste (20) rigging shampoo (0)
Clingy Pirate HP: 90 bit of clingfilm (10)
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer HP: 40 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca-Cola c-rations (5) Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier HP: 35 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Soldier HP: 30 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca-Cola (15) Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloud of Disembodied Whiskers HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 1 shaving cream (20)
Clownlord Beelzebozo HP: 65
Cold Hobo HP: 0
Completely Different Spider HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-7 spider web (25) spider web (25)
Confused Goth Music Student HP: 9 Def: 9 Atk: 9
Conjoined Zmombie HP: 124 Def: 71 Atk: 79 E: spooky Meat: 224-338 cranberries (0) cranberries (0) loose teeth (0)
Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Corpulent Zobmie HP: 50 Def: 55 Atk: 53 E: spooky Meat: 60-90 cranberries (20) cranberries (20) loose teeth (10)
Count Bakula HP: 70 Def: 80 Atk: 80 Talisman of Bakula (100)
Crazy Bastard HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20 crazy bastard sword (100)
Creamy Pirate HP: 90 creamsicle (20) cream stout (20) Oil of Parrrlay (15) ball polish (0)
Creepy Clown HP: 16 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: sleaze acid-squirting flower (10) clown shoes (10) foolscap fool's cap (10) empty greasepaint tube (0)
Crusty Hippy HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench filthy corduroys (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5) windchimes (20) reodorant (5)
Crusty Hippy Jewelry Maker HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench filthy knitted dread sack (5) reodorant (5) filthy corduroys (5)
Crusty Hippy Vegan Chef HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench filthy corduroys (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5) herbs (30) reodorant (5)
Crusty Pirate HP: 90 barrrnacle (15) tarrrnish charrrm (10)
Cubist Bull HP: 110 Def: 105 Atk: 105 broken sword (5) non-Euclidean hoof (0)
Curmudgeonly Pirate HP: 90 all-purpose cleaner (25) curmudgel (5) grumpy old man charrrm (10) handful of sawdust (30) mizzenmast mop (0)
Dairy Goat HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 40-64 glass of goat's milk (20) goat cheese (40) billy idol (0)
Dairy Ooze HP: 8 Def: 13 Atk: 13
Danglin' Chad HP: 0
Decal-applying Elfborg iGoogly (10) LED block (10) nanofiber cloth (10) synthetic stuffing (10) theoretical string (10) toy hoverpad (10)
Decent Lumberjack HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 17-26 poutine (30) disbelief suspenders (10)
Demonic Icebox HP: 5 Def: 5 Atk: 5 ancient frozen dinner (30) leftovers of indeterminate origin (40)
Demoninja HP: 48 Def: 30 Atk: 50 E: heat Meat: 40-65 hot katana blade (30) ninja hot pants (5)
Dirty Hippy HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots (30) filthy corduroys (5) reodorant (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5)
Dirty Hippy Jewelry Maker HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench filthy corduroys (5) hemp string (30) phat turquoise bead (10) filthy knitted dread sack (5) reodorant (5)
Dirty Hippy Vegan Chef HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench carob chunks (30) filthy knitted dread sack (5) Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix (30) reodorant (5) filthy corduroys (5)
Dirty Thieving Brigand HP: 185
Disease-In-The-Box HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 18 box (30) disease (40)
Dodecapede HP: 8 Def: 12 Atk: 12
Doughbat HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 14 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-27 sonar-in-a-biscuit (20) wad of dough (30)
Drab Bard HP: 170 Def: 118 Atk: 116 Meat: 34-54 drab sonata (30) guitar pick (15) olive (40)
Drunk Duck HP: 175 bottle of gin (0) bottle of rum (0) bottle of tequila (0) bottle of vodka (0) bottle of whiskey (0) boxed wine (0) duct tape (0)
Drunk Goat HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 36-58 bottle of whiskey (25) goat beard (5) billy idol (0)
Drunken Half-Orc Hobo HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: stench dirty hobo gloves (30) Mad Train wine (60) moxie weed (15) hobo gristle (0)
Drunken Rat HP: 8 Def: 11 Atk: 9 Meat: 8-12 rat whisker (100) rat appendix (20)
Dyspepsi-Cola General HP: 40 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations (5) Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight HP: 35 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier HP: 30 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi-Cola (15) Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Elite Beer Bongadier HP: 230
Empty Suit of Armor HP: 120 Def: 115 Atk: 115 ED: spooky antique greaves (10) antique helmet (10) antique spear (10) antique shield (10)
Erudite Gremlin HP: 173 gremlin juice (3) molybdenum crescent wrench (0)
Evil Olive HP: 140 Def: 125 Atk: 125 bottle of gin (30) olive (40) jumbo olive (10)
eXtreme Cross-Country Hippy HP: 65 Def: 73 Atk: 73 E: stench eXtreme mittens (5) eXtreme scarf (10) Mountain Stream soda (30)
eXtreme Orcish Snowboarder HP: 65 Def: 74 Atk: 76 Meat: 32-50 E: sleaze eXtreme mittens (5) Mountain Stream soda (30) snowboarder pants (10)
eXtreme Sports Orcs HP: 30 Def: 38 Atk: 38 Orcish baseball cap (0) Orcish cargo shorts (0) Mountain Stream soda (0) eXtreme mittens (0) hang glider (0)
Fallen Archfiend HP: 50 Def: 50 Atk: 50 E: heat Meat: 36-58 evil golden arch (30) infernal insoles (10)
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies HP: 82 Def: 75 Atk: 75 E: spooky
Ferocious Bugbear HP: 0 bugbear beanie bugbear bungguard
Fiendish Can of Asparagus HP: 1 Def: 2 Atk: 1 E: stench Meat: 4-7 asparagus knife (20) stalk of asparagus (40) razor-sharp can lid (40) shredded can label (0)
Figure-Skating Duck HP: 180 frozen feather (0) duct tape (0)
Filthworm Drone HP: 185 filthworm drone scent gland (10)
Filthworm Royal Guard HP: 190 filthworm royal guard scent gland (10)
Filthy Hippy HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 41 E: stench decorative fountain (30) filthy corduroys (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5) patchouli incense stick (30) tambourine bells (15) reodorant (5) greasy dreadlock (0)
Filthy Hippy Jewelry Maker HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: stench phat turquoise bead (10) piercing post (30) reodorant (5) filthy corduroys (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5) greasy dreadlock (0)
Filthy Hippy Vegan Chef HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: stench tambourine bells (10) wad of tofu (30) reodorant (5) filthy corduroys (5) filthy knitted dread sack (5) greasy dreadlock (0)
Fire-Breathing Duck HP: 190 flaming feather (0) duct tape (0)
Flame-Broiled Meat Blob HP: 2 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: heat Meat: 4-7 meat paste (40) meat paste (40) meat paste (40)
Flaming Troll HP: 73 Def: 83 Atk: 83 Meat: 32-51 flaming talons (10) Trollhouse cookies (40)
Flint-Scraping Cave Elf rock (15) stick (10) stick (5)
Floating Platter of Hors D'Oeuvres HP: 120 Def: 100 Atk: 110 ED: spooky desiccated apricot (30) flute of flat champagne (30) dehydrated caviar (30)
Flock of Stab-Bats HP: 155 Def: 128 Atk: 135 Meat: 51-80 bat wing (30) batblade (25) batgut (30)
Fluffy Bunny HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1
Forest Spirit HP: 3 Def: 2 Atk: 1 forest tears (30)
Frat Warrior Drill Sergeant HP: 200 distressed denim pants (10) bejeweled pledge pin (10) beer helmet (10)
Frog HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 3 Meat: 8-12 squashed frog (100)
Frosty HP: 0
Frozen Duck HP: 180 frozen feather (0) duct tape (0)
Fruit Golem HP: 46 Def: 56 Atk: 56 cherry (15) orange (15) lime (15)
Furry Giant HP: 150 Def: 135 Atk: 135 EA: sleaze Meat: 120-182 furry fur (35) disturbing fanfic (30) wolf mask (10)
G Imp HP: 46 Def: 46 Atk: 46 E: heat Meat: 24-39 hot wing (30) Imp Ale (30) leather mask (5)
Gargantulihc HP: 134 Def: 73 Atk: 77 E: spooky lihc eye (0) lihc eye (0) lihc face (0)
Gaudy Pirate HP: 120 costume sword (5) enormous hoop earring (10) gold lamé pants (5) snakehead charrrm (30)
Gaunt Ghuol HP: 50 Def: 56 Atk: 54 E: spooky Meat: 18-24 ghuol ears (20) ghuol egg (20)
Gelatinous Cube HP: 0 Orcish meat locker rusty metal ring rusty metal shaft
Generic Duck HP: 188
Ghastly Organist HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 100 opera mask (20)
Ghost Miner HP: 31 Def: 30 Atk: 30 E: spooky bubblewrap ore (10) bubblewrap ore (10) cardboard ore (10) cardboard ore (10) styrofoam ore (10) styrofoam ore (10)
Ghostly Pickle Factory Worker HP: 180 Def: 200 Atk: 200 ghost cucumber (30) ghost cucumber (30)
Ghuol HP: 10 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 30-36 ghuol egg (25) ghuol ears (25)
Giant Giant Giant Centipede HP: 142 centipede eggs (20) handful of sand (25) handful of sand (15)
Giant Giant Moth HP: 11 Def: 12 Atk: 11
Giant Pair of Tweezers HP: 8 Def: 18 Atk: 16
Giant Skeelton HP: 130 Def: 73 Atk: 77 E: spooky
Gift-wrapping Vampire evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Glass of Orange Juice HP: 330
Gluttonous Ghuol HP: 50 Def: 56 Atk: 54 E: spooky Meat: 24-38 ghuol ears (10) ghuol egg (10) ghuol guolash (20)
Gnarly Gnome HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 clockwork key (5) clockwork key (5) flange (5)
Gnasty Gnome HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 clockwork key (5) clockwork key (5) flange (5)
Gnefarious Gnome HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 sprocket (15) cog (15) flange (5)
Gnollish Bodybuilder HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-26 gnoll teeth (5) gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Crossdresser HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 EA: sleaze Meat: 19-28 gnoll teeth (5) frilly skirt (25) maiden wig (25) frilly shirt (5)
Gnollish Flyslayer HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 Meat: 17-26 gnoll teeth (5) gnoll lips (5) Gnollish flyswatter (25)
Gnollish Gearhead HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 Meat: 17-26 Gnollish toolbox (75) gnoll lips (5) oily rag (0)
Gnollish Piebaker HP: 6 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 22-34 Gnollish pie tin (50) wad of dough (50) skewer (50)
Gnollish Plungermaster HP: 6 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 22-34 Gnollish plunger (25) gnoll lips (5) gnoll teeth (5)
Gnollish Sorceress HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 Meat: 19-28 gnoll teeth (5) gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Tirejuggler HP: 6 Def: 12 Atk: 12 Meat: 21-30 gnoll teeth (5) gnoll lips (5) tires (100)
Gnollish War Chef HP: 9 Def: 15 Atk: 13 Meat: 21-30 knoll mushroom (50) knoll mushroom (50) skewer (50)
Gnomester Blomester HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 cog (15) spring (15) flange (5)
Gnu Jack Gnome HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 sprocket (15) spring (15) flange (5)
Goomba HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 black pixel (50) red pixel (80) white pixel (50)
Goth Giant HP: 150 Def: 130 Atk: 130 Meat: 124-183 awful poetry journal (30) thin black candle (30) Warm Subject gift certificate (30)
Grass Elemental HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 60
Grassy Pirate HP: 120 grassy cutlass (10)
Grave Rober HP: 12 Def: 22 Atk: 18 dead guy's watch (5) grave robbing shovel (50)
Grave Rober Zmobie HP: 50 Def: 59 Atk: 59 E: spooky Meat: 40-60 dead guy's watch (10) rusty grave robbing shovel (10) loose teeth (10)
Greasy Duck HP: 185 flirtatious feather (0) duct tape (0)
Green Ops Soldier HP: 250
Gritty Pirate HP: 120 true grit (30)
Groovy Pirate HP: 120 buoybottoms (10)
Grungy Pirate HP: 120 acoustic guitarrr (20) grungy bandana (10) grungy flannel shirt (5)
Guard Bugbear HP: 6 Def: 12 Atk: 12 Meat: 21-30 bugbear beanie (25) bugbear bungguard (0)
Guy Made Of Bees HP: 0 guy made of bee pollen (100)
Guy with a Pitchfork, and his Wife HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 pitchfork (5)
Handsome Mariachi HP: 15 Def: 17 Atk: 23 Meat: 4-7 bottle of tequila (30) chorizo taco (20) handsomeness potion (20)
Heavy Kegtank HP: 300
Hellion HP: 52 Def: 52 Atk: 52 E: heat Hellion cube (30)
Hockey Elemental HP: 40 Def: 65 Atk: 65 hockey stick of furious angry rage (100)
Hodgman, The Hoboverlord HP: 0
Hot Hobo HP: 0
Huge Ghuol HP: 129 Def: 71 Atk: 79 E: spooky Meat: 258-344 ghuol ears (0) ghuol egg (0)
Hulking Construct HP: 0 El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
Hung-over Half-Orc Hobo HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: stench dirty hobo gloves (30) Mad Train wine (60) moxie weed (15) hobo gristle (0)
Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf tooth (15) tooth (5)
Hypnotist of Hey Deze HP: 80 Def: 50 Atk: 50 hypnodisk (100)
Iiti Kitty HP: 150 leathery cat skin (30) unidentified jerky (10) ancient Magi-Wipes (50) ancient vinyl coin purse (20) mummy wrapping (20) Iiti Kitty phone charm (10)
Industrious Construct HP: 0 El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
Infinite Meat Bug HP: 50 Def: 45 Atk: 45 incredibly dense meat gem (100)
Irate Mariachi HP: 17 Def: 20 Atk: 20 Meat: 4-7 bottle of tequila (35) irate sombrero (20) mariachi G-string (30)
Irritating Series of Random Encounters HP: 110 Def: 105 Atk: 105 Meat: 81-179 cocoa eggshell fragment (20) soft green echo eyedrop antidote (20) tiny house (20)
Keese HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25 blue pixel (70) blue pixel (70) blue pixel (70)
Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot capacitor relay (8) carbon nanotube frame (8) ion grid (8) Feynman gate (8) logic synthesizer (8) high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot capacitor relay (8) carbon nanotube frame (8) ion grid (8) Feynman gate (8) logic synthesizer (8) high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot capacitor relay (8) carbon nanotube frame (8) ion grid (8) Feynman gate (8) logic synthesizer (8) high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot capacitor relay (8) carbon nanotube frame (8) ion grid (8) Feynman gate (8) logic synthesizer (8) high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Knight (Snake) HP: 130 Def: 115 Atk: 115 serpentine sword (5) snake shield (5)
Knight (Wolf) HP: 130 Def: 115 Atk: 115 lupine sword (5) snarling wolf shield (5)
Knight in White Satin HP: 21 Def: 37 Atk: 36 Meat: 24-39 white sword (15) white satin pants (15) white lint (0)
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 7-10 chef's hat (35) Knob Goblin tongs (10) Knob Goblin pants (5)
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team HP: 2 Def: 2 Atk: 2 E: heat Meat: 8-12 bowl of cottage cheese (60) Knob Goblin pants (5) Knob Goblin tongs (20) bloodstained briquette (0)
Knob Goblin Bean Counter HP: 20 Def: 24 Atk: 24 Meat: 48-73 hill of beans (15) meat stack (15) Knob Goblin visor (5) bundle of receipts (0)
Knob Goblin Chef HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 Knob sausage (15) tomato (15) wad of dough (15)
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman HP: 30 Def: 28 Atk: 32 Meat: 40-65 Knob Goblin elite helm (5) Knob Goblin elite pants (5) Knob Goblin elite polearm (5) Knob Goblin elite shirt (5)
Knob Goblin Harem Girl HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25 E: sleaze Knob Goblin perfume (15) Knob Goblin harem veil (5) Knob Goblin harem pants (5) harem girl t-shirt (5)
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist HP: 25 Def: 40 Atk: 40 Meat: 32-51 Knob Goblin love potion (10) Knob Goblin seltzer (20) Knob Goblin steroids (10) broken petri dish (0)
Knob Goblin Master Chef HP: 20 Def: 22 Atk: 22 dry noodles (15) Knob mushroom (15) spices (15)
Knob Goblin Mutant HP: 43 Def: 53 Atk: 53 Meat: 44-70
Knob Goblin Poseur HP: 0 dope gangsta bling-bling terrible poem
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist HP: 30 Def: 45 Atk: 45 Meat: 36-57 Knob Goblin seltzer (15) Knob Goblin superseltzer (15) scrumptious reagent (25) broken petri dish (0)
Knott Slanding HP: 0 Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield (100)
Knott Yeti HP: 90 Def: 103 Atk: 107 E: cold Meat: 160-262 yeti fur (30)
Koopa Troopa HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 black pixel (50) green pixel (80) white pixel (50)
L Imp HP: 44 Def: 44 Atk: 44 E: heat Meat: 24-39 Imp Ale (30) cast (30) flaming crutch (30)
Lamz0r N00b HP: 69 Def: 79 Atk: 79 Meat: 24-38 33398 scroll (30) draggin' ball hat (10)
Large Kobold HP: 30 Def: 35 Atk: 43 ring of aggravate monster (15) small box (40) worthless piece of yellow glass (0)
Larval Filthworm HP: 215 filthworm hatchling scent gland (10)
Lemon-In-The-Box HP: 12 Def: 17 Atk: 17 box (20) lemon (50)
Lesser Fruit Golem HP: 9 Def: 17 Atk: 23 grapefruit (15) grapes (15) lemon (15) orange (15) strawberry (15)
Lihc HP: 11 Def: 20 Atk: 30 ED: spooky EA: spooky EA: sleaze Meat: 29-43 lihc eye (30)
Lobsterfrogman HP: 212
Lonely Construct HP: 0 El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
Lord Spookyraven HP: 200
Lumberjack Supervisor HP: 40 Def: 40 Atk: 40 Meat: 25-38 balaclava (5) balaclava baklava (25)
Lumberjill HP: 36 Def: 36 Atk: 36 Meat: 17-26 Blatantly Canadian (30) maple syrup (30)
Lumberjuan HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 17-26 los chinos (5) leaflet (15) wooden axe (5)
Mad Bugbears HP: 13 Def: 17 Atk: 15
MagiMechTech MechaMech HP: 100 Def: 120 Atk: 120 photoprotoneutron torpedo (30) metallic A (30) glowing red eye (18) oversized pizza cutter (7) burned-out arcanodiode (0)
Malevolent Hair Clog HP: 95 Def: 90 Atk: 100 ED: spooky
Man-Eating Plant HP: 10 Def: 9 Atk: 9
Mariachi Calavera HP: 30 Def: 22 Atk: 22 bottle of tequila (30) marzipan skull (30) callused fingerbone (0)
Mayonnaise Wasp HP: 11 Def: 17 Atk: 17
Me4t BegZ0r HP: 77 Def: 87 Atk: 87 meat vortex (100)
Mean Drunk Duck HP: 195 bottle of vodka (0) bottle of tequila (0) bottle of whiskey (0)
Menacing Construct HP: 0 El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
Mimic HP: 50 Def: 45 Atk: 45 dead mimic (100)
Mimic (Bottom 2 Rows) HP: 25 Def: 15 Atk: 15
Mimic (Middle 2 Rows) HP: 35 Def: 25 Atk: 25
Mimic (Top 2 Rows) HP: 45 Def: 35 Atk: 35
Mind Flayer HP: 47 Def: 40 Atk: 36 mind flayer corpse (25) cornuthaum (15) large box (20)
Mob Penguin Smasher chunk of depleted Grimacite (0) kneecapping stick (0) penguin skin (0)
Mob Penguin Smith chunk of depleted Grimacite (0) iron pasta spoon (0) scroll of pasta summoning (0)
Mob Penguin Supervisor chunk of depleted Grimacite (0) mafia aria (0) Mob Penguin cellular phone (0) support cummerbund (0)
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge HP: 300
Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV HP: 240
Naughty Sorceress
Naughty Sorceress (second form)
Naughty Sorority Nurse HP: 160
Neil HP: 355 bullet-proof corduroys (0) green clay bead (0) Lockenstock™ sandals (0) longhaired hippy wig (100) reinforced beaded headband (0)
Newt HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 3 Meat: 8-12 eye of newt (100)
Next-Generation Frat Boy HP: 200
Ninja Snowman (Katana) HP: 70 Def: 85 Atk: 85 E: cold frigid ninja stars (20) frozen nunchaku (5) icy katana hilt (15) coal button (0)
Ninja Snowman (Masked) HP: 70 Def: 85 Atk: 85 E: cold cold ninja mask (10) frigid ninja stars (20) frozen nunchaku (5) coal button (0)
Ninja Snowman (Ricebowl) HP: 70 Def: 85 Atk: 85 ED: cold frigid ninja stars (20) rice bowl (5) chopsticks (5) coal button (0)
Ninja Snowman Janitor HP: 70 Def: 90 Atk: 70 ED: cold frigid ninja stars (20) ninja mop (5) pail (10) coal button (0)
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster HP: 80 Def: 90 Atk: 90 ED: cold ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (5) frigid ninja stars (20) frozen nunchaku (5) frigid mote (0) coal button (0)
Normal Hobo HP: 0
Oasis Monster HP: 145 displaced fish (20) palm frond (10) Supernova Champagne (20) wonderwall shield (4) carbonated water lily (10) hot date (5)
Octorok HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25 red pixel (70) red pixel (70) red pixel (70)
Ol' Scratch HP: 0
One-Eyed Gnoll HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 Meat: 19-28 eyepatch (5) gnoll teeth (5)
One-Eyed Willie HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
Orcish Frat Boy (French Maid) HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 bottle of gin (20) Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20) Orcish cargo shorts (5) deodorant (5) empty aftershave bottle (0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Paddling) HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 bottle of vodka (20) homoerotic frat-paddle (5) Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20) deodorant (5) empty aftershave bottle (0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Sorority Orcs) HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20) ice-cold fotie (20) Orcish baseball cap (5) deodorant (5) empty aftershave bottle (0)
Orcish Frat Boy Spy HP: 180
Oscus HP: 0
Overdone Flame-Broiled Meat Blob HP: 2 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: heat Meat: 4-7 meat paste (40) meat paste (40) meat paste (40)
P Imp HP: 42 Def: 42 Atk: 42 E: heat Meat: 24-39 Imp Ale (30) hot wing (30) diamond-studded cane (5)
Panty Raider Frat Boy HP: 250
Paper Towelgeist HP: 6 Def: 4 Atk: 4 cardboard katana (5)
Pencil Golem HP: 11 Def: 15 Atk: 15
Perpendicular Bat HP: 12 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 26-40 batgut (15) bat wing (15) sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)
Pine Bat HP: 8 Def: 12 Atk: 16 EA: stench Meat: 18-27 bat wing (15) Pine-Fresh air freshener (15) batgut (15)
Plaque of Locusts HP: 140 bronzed locust (20) honey-dipped locust (20) handful of sand (20)
Pooltergeist HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20 1-ball (3) 2-ball (3) 3-ball (3) 4-ball (3) 5-ball (3) 6-ball (3) 7-ball (3) 8-ball (15)
Portly Abomination HP: 63 Def: 73 Atk: 73 Meat: 61-91
Possessed Can of Tomatoes HP: 1 Def: 2 Atk: 1 Meat: 2-4 razor-sharp can lid (45) tomato (60) shredded can label (0)
Possessed Silverware Drawer HP: 6 Def: 4 Atk: 4 corn holder (15) eggbeater (4)
Possessed Wine Rack HP: 165 dusty bottle of Marsala (20) dusty bottle of Merlot (20) dusty bottle of Muscat (20) dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (20) dusty bottle of Port (20) dusty bottle of Zinfandel (20)
Possibility Giant HP: 150 Def: 130 Atk: 130 Meat: 122-183 chaos butterfly (20) plot hole (20) probability potion (30)
Poutine Ooze HP: 3 Def: 2 Atk: 1 poutine (40)
Procrastination Giant HP: 150 Def: 125 Atk: 125 Meat: 122-183 procrastination potion (30)
Protagonist HP: 80 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Meat: 58-129 phonics down (40) ridiculously huge sword (10) super-spikey hair gel (20)
Protector Spectre HP: 116 ancient amulet (100) spectre scepter (100)
Pygmy Assault Squad HP: 148 Def: 152 Atk: 152 Meat: 102-145 bottle of alcohol (0) pygmy pygment (0) pygmy spear (0)
Pygmy Blowgunner HP: 147 Def: 156 Atk: 156 Meat: 86-118 big bad voodoo mask (0) pygmy blowgun (0) pygmy nose-bone (0)
Pygmy Headhunter HP: 151 Def: 146 Atk: 146 E: sleaze Meat: 143-207
Quantum Mechanic HP: 51 Def: 37 Atk: 37 large box (40) vorpal blade (15)
Queen Filthworm HP: 200 heart of the filthworm queen (100)
Quiet Healer HP: 90 Def: 95 Atk: 95 Meat: 66-143 amulet of extreme plot significance (10) scroll of drastic healing (30) soft green echo eyedrop antidote (30)
Racecar Bob HP: 139 Def: 118 Atk: 124 Meat: 43-67 enormous belt buckle (25) leather chaps (15) mesh cap (15) stunt nuts (30)
Raging Bull HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Meat: 24-42 pile of jumping beans (50) can of Red Minotaur (30)
Rampaging Adding Machine HP: 70
Ratbat HP: 22 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Meat: 18-28 rat appendix (15) ratgut (15)
Rattlin' Duck HP: 200 fetid feather (0) duct tape (0)
Raver Giant HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140 Meat: 121-183 Angry Farmer candy (30) giant needle (30) Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (30) discarded pacifier (0)
Regular Old Bat HP: 8 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 18-28 bat guano (15) batgut (15) bat wing (15)
Remains of a Jilted Mistress HP: 145 Def: 155 Atk: 173 ED: spooky
Ribbon-cutting Elfborg iGoogly (10) LED block (10) nanofiber cloth (10) synthetic stuffing (10) theoretical string (10) toy hoverpad (10)
Rock Scorpion HP: 145 handful of sand (25) handful of sand (15) scorpion whip (5)
Rock-Banging Cave Elf rock (8) stick (7) stick (15)
Rolling Stone HP: 135 palm frond (10) handful of moss (20) brown sugar cane (20) mother's little helper (10) Tuesday's ruby (5) hot date (5)
Rotund Duck HP: 225 duct tape (0)
Rudolphus of Crimborg capacitor relay (8) carbon nanotube frame (8) ion grid (8) Feynman gate (8) logic synthesizer (8) high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Rushing Bum HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 bum cheek (30) Mad Train wine (30) moxie weed (15)
Sabre-Toothed Ferret HP: 200 E: stench sabre teeth (25)
Sabre-Toothed Goat HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 44-71 goat beard (5) Sabre teeth (5) billy idol (0)
Sabre-Toothed Lime HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 14
Salamander HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 3 Meat: 8-12 salamander spleen (100)
Sassy Pirate HP: 51 Def: 61 Atk: 61 Meat: 16-26 crowbarrr (10) sunken chest (15) swashbuckling pants (10)
Scary Clown HP: 15 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 20-32 big red clown nose (10) bloody clown pants (10) long skinny balloon (40) empty greasepaint tube (0)
Scorched Duck HP: 185 flaming feather (0) duct tape (0)
Senile Lihc HP: 50 Def: 57 Atk: 57 E: spooky lihc eye (20) lihc face (10)
Shady Pirate HP: 57 Def: 67 Atk: 67 Meat: 24-36 safarrri hat (10)
Shaky Clown HP: 16 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: sleaze Meat: 16-26 bloody clown pants (15) big red clown nose (15) bottle of gin (10) bottle of rum (10) bottle of tequila (10) bottle of whiskey (10) bottle of vodka (10) boxed wine (10) empty greasepaint tube (0)
Shifty Pirate HP: 59 Def: 69 Atk: 69 Meat: 36-58 arrrgyle socks (10) sunken chest (30) flaregun (30)
Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf stringy sinew (20) stringy sinew (20) stringy sinew (20)
Sk8 Gnome HP: 65 Def: 75 Atk: 75 Meat: 56-90 gr8ps (40) sk8board (5) t8r tots (40)
Skeletal Cat HP: 8 Def: 9 Atk: 9 ED: spooky pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Hamster HP: 7 Def: 9 Atk: 9 ED: spooky pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Monkey HP: 8 Def: 9 Atk: 9 ED: spooky pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Reindeer evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Skeletal Sommelier HP: 165 dusty bottle of Marsala (20) dusty bottle of Merlot (20) dusty bottle of Muscat (20) dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (20) dusty bottle of Port (20) dusty bottle of Zinfandel (20) disintegrating cork (0)
Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton HP: 180 silver shrimp fork (100)
Skleleton HP: 10 Def: 18 Atk: 18 E: spooky loose teeth (30) skeleton bone (60)
Skullbat HP: 10 Def: 16 Atk: 16 EA: spooky Meat: 25-37 broken skull (40) loose teeth (20) sonar-in-a-biscuit (30)
Skullery Maid HP: 4 Def: 4 Atk: 4 bottle of popskull (30) dishrag (5)
Sleaze Hobo HP: 0
Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-8 viking helmet (30) Knob Goblin pants (5) Knob Goblin scimitar (30)
Slick Lihc HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 58 E: spooky lihc eye (20) lihc face (10)
Slow Talkin' Elliot HP: 200
Smarmy Pirate HP: 55 Def: 65 Atk: 65 E: sleaze Meat: 22-34 bottle of rum (50) Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (20) eyepatch (10) vial of pirate sweat (0)
Smart Skelton HP: 11 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky smart skull (50)
Snow Queen HP: 70 Def: 104 Atk: 104 E: cold crazy little Turkish delight (25) ga-ga radio (5) Snow Queen Crown (5)
Some Zombie Waltzers HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 E: spooky dance card (15)
Sorority Nurse HP: 200
Sorority Operator HP: 200
Spam Witch HP: 75 Def: 85 Atk: 85 EA: sleaze Meat: 24-38 30669 scroll (30) Spam Witch sammich (50) sammich crust (0)
Spectral Jellyfish HP: 60 Def: 70 Atk: 70
Spider Gremlin HP: 177 gremlin juice (3) molybdenum pliers (0)
Spiny Skelelton HP: 50 Def: 54 Atk: 54 E: spooky skeleton bone (40) smart skull (50) spiked femur (10)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Guard HP: 45 Def: 54 Atk: 56 E: spooky spooky mushroom (40) halfberd (5) small leather glove (10)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Ninja HP: 55 Def: 65 Atk: 65 E: spooky spooky mushroom (40) teeny-tiny ninja stars (5) tiny ninja sword (5)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 60 E: spooky spooky mushroom (40) enchanted toothpick (5)
Spooky Hobo HP: 0
Spooky Mummy HP: 3 Def: 4 Atk: 1 E: spooky Meat: 8-13 dried face (10) spooky shrunken head (20)
Spooky Vampire HP: 2 Def: 4 Atk: 1 E: spooky Meat: 4-7
Spunky Princess HP: 75 Def: 89 Atk: 91 Meat: 62-141 cocoa eggshell fragment (30) tiny house (30) titanium assault umbrella (10)
Stench Hobo HP: 0
Stocking-stuffing Zombie evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Striking Factory-Worker Elf felt (10) wooden block (10) googly eye (10) length of string (10) stuffing (10) toy wheel (10)
Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf felt (10) wooden block (10) googly eye (10) length of string (10) stuffing (10) toy wheel (10)
Striking Middle-Management Elf felt (10) wooden block (10) stuffing (10) length of string (10) googly eye (10) toy wheel (10)
Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf felt (10) wooden block (10) googly eye (10) length of string (10) stuffing (10) toy wheel (10)
Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf length of string (10) stuffing (10) wooden block (10) googly eye (10) felt (10) toy wheel (10)
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist HP: 1 Def: 2 Atk: 2 Meat: 5-7 Knob Goblin firecracker (100) Knob Goblin pants (10) strongness elixir (30)
Swamp Duck HP: 182 fetid feather (0) duct tape (0)
Swarm of Fire Ants HP: 136 E: heat ant agonist (20) ant hoe (1) ant pick (1) ant pitchfork (1) ant rake (1) ant sickle (1) handful of sand (20)
Swarm of Killer Bees HP: 45 Def: 39 Atk: 41 baby killer bee (5) royal jelly (25)
Swarm of Scarab Beatles HP: 135 E: spooky Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (1) Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (1) General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (1) Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (1) savoy truffle (10) rocky raccoon (40) mojo filter (5) Maxwell's Silver Hammer (5) carbonated water lily (10) palm frond (10) hot date (5) happiness (5)
Swarthy Pirate HP: 53 Def: 63 Atk: 63 Meat: 20-32 leotarrrd (10) pirate pelvis (20) stuffed shoulder parrot (10)
Taco Cat HP: 145 Def: 126 Atk: 119 Meat: 32-49 cat appendix (30) catgut (30) taco shell (30)
Tan Gnat HP: 128 Def: 122 Atk: 116 gnatwing (40) suntan lotion of moxiousness (50)
Tapdancing Skeleton HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 ED: spooky tap shoes (5) worn tophat (5)
Tektite HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 black pixel (50) blue pixel (80) white pixel (50)
Tetchy Pirate HP: 72 bottle of rum (20) cocktail napkin (10)
The Astronomer HP: 150 Def: 168 Atk: 168 star chart (100) sticky stardust (0)
The Axe Wound HP: 150 Def: 163 Atk: 163 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
The Beaver HP: 150 Def: 162 Atk: 162 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Big Wisniewski HP: 2000
The Bonerdagon HP: 120 Def: 90 Atk: 90 E: spooky
The Boss Bat HP: 40 Def: 33 Atk: 37
The Box HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) line (30)
The Burrowing Bishop HP: 150 Def: 163 Atk: 163 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
The Bush HP: 150 Def: 156 Atk: 156 E: sleaze star (30) star (30) star (30)
The Camel's Toe HP: 150 Def: 158 Atk: 158 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Family Jewels HP: 150 Def: 156 Atk: 156 E: sleaze star (30) star (30) star (30)
The Flange HP: 150 Def: 160 Atk: 160 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
The Honey Pot HP: 150 Def: 152 Atk: 152 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Hooded Warrior HP: 150 Def: 165 Atk: 165 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Junk HP: 150 Def: 160 Atk: 160 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
The Knob Goblin King HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 57
The Little Man in the Canoe HP: 150 Def: 165 Atk: 165 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Man HP: 2000
The Master of Thieves Platinum Yendorian Express Card (100)
The Muff HP: 150 Def: 153 Atk: 153 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) star (30)
The Pork Sword HP: 150 Def: 162 Atk: 162 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
The Skinflute HP: 150 Def: 158 Atk: 158 E: sleaze star (30) star (30) line (30) line (30)
The Trouser Snake HP: 150 Def: 153 Atk: 153 E: sleaze line (30) line (30) line (30)
The Twig and Berries HP: 150 Def: 152 Atk: 152 E: sleaze line (30) star (30) star (30)
Time Bandit Counterclockwise Watch (100)
Tipsy Pirate HP: 69 bottle of rum (20) bottle of rum (15) cocktail napkin (10) rum barrel charrrm (5) tip jar (5)
Toilet Papergeist HP: 115 Def: 100 Atk: 76 ED: spooky cardboard wakizashi (5) roll of toilet paper (50)
Tomb Asp HP: 155 unidentified jerky (10)
Tomb Bat HP: 180 leathery bat skin (30) unidentified jerky (10) mummy wrapping (20)
Tomb Rat HP: 175 tomb ratchet (3) leathery rat skin (30) unidentified jerky (10)
Tomb Servant HP: 185 E: spooky canopic jar (30) ancient protein powder (15) mummy wrapping (20) unidentified jerky (10)
Tonic Water Elemental HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 18
Toothy Pirate HP: 75 bottle of rum (20) cocktail napkin (10)
Toothy Sklelton HP: 50 Def: 58 Atk: 58 E: spooky loose teeth (20) loose teeth (20) skeleton bone (20)
Topiary Golem HP: 250 Def: 232 Atk: 232 hedge maze puzzle (60)
Towering Construct HP: 0 El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon evil googly eye (10) spooky felt (10) spooky length of string (10) spooky stuffing (10) spooky toy wheel (10) spooky wooden block (10)
Triffid HP: 6 Def: 5 Atk: 1 moxie weed (30) spooky stick (30) triffid bark (0)
Undead Elbow Macaroni HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: spooky Meat: 4-7 magicalness-in-a-can (25)
Upgraded Ram HP: 95 Def: 104 Atk: 104 ED: cold ram horns (5) ram stick (5) Ram's Face Lager (30)
Vampire Bat HP: 10 Def: 16 Atk: 18 Meat: 34-54 bat wing (15) batgut (15) sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)
Vampire Clam HP: 14 Def: 19 Atk: 21
Vampire Duck HP: 200 frightful feather (0) duct tape (0)
Vegetable Gremlin HP: 174 gremlin juice (3) molybdenum screwdriver (0)
Vicious Gnauga HP: 40 Def: 45 Atk: 45 gnauga hide (10)
Vine Gar HP: 180 Def: 200 Atk: 200 vinegar (30) vinegar (30)
W Imp HP: 40 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: heat Meat: 24-39 Imp Ale (30) ruby W (30) wussiness potion (30)
Wacky Pirate HP: 110 cannonball charrrm (10) yohohoyo (5)
War Frat 110th Infantryman HP: 185
War Frat 151st Captain HP: 205
War Frat 151st Infantryman HP: 185
War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman HP: 185
War Frat Elite 110th Captain HP: 215
War Frat Elite 500th Captain HP: 210
War Frat Elite Wartender HP: 220
War Frat Grill Sergeant HP: 100
War Frat Kegrider HP: 300
War Frat Mobile Grill Unit HP: 215
War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant HP: 120
War Frat Streaker HP: 0
War Frat Wartender HP: 200
War Hippy (Space) Cadet HP: 180 round purple sunglasses (5) reinforced beaded headband (5) bullet-proof corduroys (5)
War Hippy Airborne Commander HP: 220
War Hippy Baker HP: 185
War Hippy Dread Squad HP: 300
War Hippy Drill Sergeant HP: 200 round purple sunglasses (10) reinforced beaded headband (10) bullet-proof corduroys (10)
War Hippy Elder Shaman HP: 120
War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner HP: 220
War Hippy Elite Rigger HP: 220
War Hippy F.R.O.G. HP: 208
War Hippy Fire Spinner HP: 230
War Hippy Green Gourmet HP: 217
War Hippy Homeopath HP: 200
War Hippy Infantryman HP: 189
War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath HP: 202
War Hippy Rigger HP: 187
War Hippy Shaman HP: 100
War Hippy Sky Captain HP: 200
War Hippy Spy HP: 180
War Hippy Windtalker HP: 200
War Pledge HP: 180 distressed denim pants (5) bejeweled pledge pin (5) beer helmet (5)
Warty Pirate HP: 110 copper ha'penny charrrm (10) fish-liver oil (30) vinegar-soaked lemon slice (30)
Warwelf HP: 2 Def: 3 Atk: 1 Meat: 10-16
Wealthy Pirate HP: 110 booty chest charrrm (10) solid gold pegleg (5)
Weapons-assembly Elfborg iGoogly (10) LED block (10) nanofiber cloth (10) synthetic stuffing (10) theoretical string (10) toy hoverpad (10)
Weremoose HP: 53 Def: 63 Atk: 63 Meat: 52-79
Weretaco HP: 8 Def: 16 Atk: 16 Meat: 26-41 taco shell (30) uncooked chorizo (30) wilted lettuce (0)
Whiny Pirate HP: 110 bilge wine (30)
White Chocolate Golem HP: 21 Def: 36 Atk: 34 white chocolate chips (50)
White Lion HP: 21 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 24-39
Whitesnake HP: 21 Def: 34 Atk: 36 Meat: 8-13 white snake skin (30)
Witty Pirate HP: 110 witty rapier (10) silver tongue charrrm (10)
Wolfman HP: 2 Def: 3 Atk: 1 Meat: 10-13
Writing Desk HP: 62 Def: 57 Atk: 57 disintegrating quill pen (15) inkwell (30)
XXX pr0n HP: 68 Def: 75 Atk: 75 Meat: 24-38 f3d0r4 (15) lowercase N (20) pr0n legs (40)
Yeast Beast HP: 8 Def: 17 Atk: 17 EA: sleaze wad of dough (50) wad of dough (50)
Zim Merman HP: 0
Zmobie HP: 10 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky Meat: 29-43 cranberries (20) loose teeth (50)
Zobmie HP: 10 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 28-40 cranberries (20) cranberries (20)
Zol HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25 green pixel (70) green pixel (70) green pixel (70)
Zombie Chef HP: 4 Def: 5 Atk: 5 chef's hat (5) fricasseed brains (20) stale baguette (30)
Zombie Duck HP: 185
Zombo HP: 0
# Bad Trip
Swarm of Country Bats HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Sky) HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Stench) HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Todd) HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Zombie Baby HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
# Mediocre Trip
Feeling That You're Being Watched HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Really Interesting Wallpaper HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 EA: spooky green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
The Best Carpet Ever HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Urge to Stare at Your Hands HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Visible Music HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
# Great Trip
Angels of Avalon HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 EA: heat blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Bustle in the Hedgerow HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Elders of the Gentle Race HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 EA: sleaze purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Gathering of Angels? HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 EA: sleaze orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Higher Plane Serpents HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
# Mouldering Mansion
An Usher HP: 0 patent antipsychotics (20)
Bellhop HP: 0 bellhop bell (20)
Black Cat HP: 0 bottle of black cat tonic (20)
Ourang-Outang HP: 0 library card (20)
Raven HP: 0 shot of nepenthe schnapps (20)
# Rogue Windmill
Can-can Dancer HP: 0 can-can-in-a-can (20)
Courtesan HP: 0 bottle of realpagne (20)
Master of Ceremonies HP: 0 escargotsicle (20)
Sensitive Poet-type HP: 0 sensitive poetry journal (20)
Voyeuristic Artist HP: 0 Bohemian rhapsody (20)
# Stately Pleasure Dome
Ancient Mariner HP: 0 Mariner's Friend cough drops (20)
Angry Poet HP: 0 honey-dew (10) white Xanadian (0)
Kubla Khan HP: 0
Roller-skating Muse HP: 0 bottled inspiration (20)
Toothless Mastiff Bitch HP: 0 disintegrating spiky collar (20)
# Mt. Molehill
digital underground dweller HP: 0
dwarvish gnome HP: 0
spelunking astronaut HP: 0
velvet underground dweller HP: 0
weather underground dweller HP: 0