If you want to use fustulent seal grulch, you'll need at least
ten days to collect 23 of them.
Open the slime tube.
Add one big bundle of chamoix.
With +non-combat, get Engulfed and squeeze a gall bladder.
Use 14 gongs to get Unpopular - this takes 42 turns. The sequence is:
Approach the roach.
Head towards the noise.
Party with your fellow roaches.
Just keep chatting.
Get 10 turns of Coated In Slime, then use a free run-away.
Tell your clannies to do four more gall-bladder squeezes.
Apply effects.
The alveoli and feathers need 18 spleen, so either two days or
use three mojo filters.
If you're eating escargotsicles, that will take three extra days.
If you have use of a Platinum Yendorian Express Card, use it each day
to extend your Bitterskin turns.
Fetch
slime.ash
and save it in your KoLMafia scripts directory.
IMPORTANT: Edit slime.ash and change use_tatter_like
from false to true.
If your free-runaway item of choice is not green smoke bombs,
you also need to edit slime.ash and change which_tatter
to reflect that.
Save your Slime Hates It & hipposkin poncho outfit as "maxml".
Save a non-Slime Hates It outfit as "minml".
Fire up KoLMafia, go to the CLI pane, and type "slime 225".
Kill Mother Slime.
A good method is to buff your +spell damage and use two each of
the 120MP hobo attack spells.
You'll also want to buff your muscle so you can survive,
and your +items so you get more alveoli.