Subject: Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun

Date: Tue Dec 20 16:46:06 PST 1988 From: By Lore Shoberg <velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU> SANTA CLAUS IS WIELDING A GUN (to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town") By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU Oh, you better watch out You better not pry You better stay back I'm telling you why Santa Claus is wielding a gun He's making a list And checking it twice Gonna find out who He's gonna ice Santa Claus is wielding a gun Don't give him any trouble He'll blow you right away Don't give him any cause to shoot Or you'll make his Christmas Day Oh, you better believe He's packing a rod No coal in your stocking Just lead in your bod Santa Claus is wielding a gun He doesn't want cookies Or none of that crud He doesn't want milk What he wants is your blood Santa Claus is wielding a gun (Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire) He doesn't trust nobody Shot all his reindeer dead Thought Dancer was a sissy And thought Rudoulph was a red Oh, you better watch out You better not pry You better stay back I'm telling you why Santa Claus is wielding a gun -- (c) 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU

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