Subject: Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun
Date: Tue Dec 20 16:46:06 PST 1988
From: By Lore Shoberg <velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU>
SANTA CLAUS IS WIELDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who
He's gonna ice
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
Don't give him any trouble
He'll blow you right away
Don't give him any cause to shoot
Or you'll make his Christmas Day
Oh, you better believe
He's packing a rod
No coal in your stocking
Just lead in your bod
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He doesn't want cookies
Or none of that crud
He doesn't want milk
What he wants is your blood
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
He doesn't trust nobody
Shot all his reindeer dead
Thought Dancer was a sissy
And thought Rudoulph was a red
Oh, you better watch out
You better not pry
You better stay back
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun
--
(c) 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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