Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.