Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show";
I never had the chance to say goodbye.