Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies on her elbows,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off at her health club;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
