Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation dead all over I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I promised her I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.