Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell in September
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
