Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
I told her shrink I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her dentist;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.