Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I told her shrink I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show";
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
