Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
