Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare dead all over I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; The judge declared I'd live off her forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.