Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito poppin' uppers
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.