Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop poppin' uppers
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.