Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito dead all over
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I promised her I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
