Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd blast off with a robot; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.