Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
