Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
