Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito at McDonald's
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with no clothes on;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.