Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway poppin' uppers
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies on her elbows,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
My hamster thought I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
