Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The painters knew I'd live off her forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on a surfboard;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.