Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
