country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age in September
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies when she shot me,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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