Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop dead all over I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I shrieked in pain I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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