Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation dead all over I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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