country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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