Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; My hamster thought I'd live off her forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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