Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun I can still recall that little hat she wore She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu, and I knew we really lost the last World War; My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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