country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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