Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age in September I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies when she shot me, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; The blood test showed I'd live off her forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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