country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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