Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with joggers I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; My hamster thought I'd salivate forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show"; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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