Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show"; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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