country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito at McDonald's
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
She asked me if I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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