country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her dentist;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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