Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; I shrieked in pain I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in my Edsel; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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