Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I knew deep down I'd have my rash forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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