Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal I can still recall those training pants she wore She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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