Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her, and I knew we really lost the last World War; She asked me if I'd punch her out forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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