country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway poppin' uppers
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I told her shrink I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in my Edsel;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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