Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show"; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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