Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I told her shrink I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
