Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation dead all over I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; The blood test showed I'd live off her forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.