country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
I promised her I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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