country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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