country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand on her elbows,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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