Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito ridin' shotgun I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; My hamster thought I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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