country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation all hunched over
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
She asked me if I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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