Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation sort of pregnant I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd boogie with a robot; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.