Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate"; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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