Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; The painters knew I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on "The Gong Show"; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
ACME Labs / Software / country