country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop with joggers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
My hamster thought I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show";
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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