Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
