Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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