Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I promised her I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show"; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.