country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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