country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare in September
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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