Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her, and I knew that she would be an easy score; My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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