Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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