Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie on her elbows, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; The painters knew I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on "The Gong Show"; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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