Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
