Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway poppin' uppers
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.