Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd wind up at her health club; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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