country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway dead all over
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her dentist;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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