Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I promised her I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd blast off at her health club; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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