country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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