Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell dead all over
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
She asked me if I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
