country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age in September
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel while in labor;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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