country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell all hunched over
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie by the off-ramp,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
    

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