Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito ridin' shotgun I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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