country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I knew deep down I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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