Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand on her elbows, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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