Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell with joggers I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd make it while in labor; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.