country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on her "Workmate";
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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