country - random country-music lyrics generator

Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito at McDonald's
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.