country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on her "Workmate";
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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