country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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