country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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