country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
The blood test showed I'd salivate forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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