country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate";
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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