country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
My hamster thought I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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