Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan dead all over I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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