country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop dead all over
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I shrieked in pain I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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