Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant I can still recall that little hat she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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