country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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