Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; My hamster thought I'd salivate forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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