Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show"; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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