Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare in September I can still recall those training pants she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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