Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation dead all over
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
