Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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