country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
She asked me if I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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