Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway ridin' shotgun I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.