Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's I can still recall that little hat she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The judge declared I'd have my rash forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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