country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
I shrieked in pain I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in my Edsel;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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