country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The painters knew I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on "The Gong Show";
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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