Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare with joggers I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show"; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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