Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation sort of pregnant I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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