Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway poppin' uppers I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; I told her shrink I'd have my rash forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd grovel in my Edsel; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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