Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age in September I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with a wetback, and I knew we really lost the last World War; The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd grovel while in labor; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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