country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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