country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare with joggers
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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