country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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