country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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