Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation all hunched over I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; She asked me if I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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