Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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