Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; The blood test showed I'd salivate forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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