Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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