Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation dead all over
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
