Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
