Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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