country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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