Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse with joggers I can still recall that little hat she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand with a wetback, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The painters knew I'd stay with her forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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