Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with joggers I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail in her muu-muu, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot; I never had the chance to say goodbye.