Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito at McDonald's I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; She asked me if I'd punch her out forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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