Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with a wetback, and I knew we really lost the last World War; She asked me if I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd yodel in my Edsel; I never had the chance to say goodbye.