Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell all hunched over I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie by the off-ramp, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.