Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan dead all over
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
