Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with a wetback,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
I told her shrink I'd live off her forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.