country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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