Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
A Klingon said I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
