Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
The judge declared I'd live off her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
