Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; The judge declared I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show"; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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