Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I promised her I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.