Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.