Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway dead all over
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with my best friend;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.