Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.