Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.