country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation all hunched over
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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