Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
She asked me if I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in her Maytag;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
