Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My Pooh Bear said I'd salivate forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.