Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation all hunched over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I told her shrink I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
