Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a jail cell dead all over
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I knew deep down I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.