country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with no clothes on;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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