Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin I can still recall those training pants she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.