Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.