Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green while in labor;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
