Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie, and I knew that she would be an easy score; My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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