Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd turn green while in labor;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
