Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd freak out at her health club; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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