Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show";
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
