Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with my best friend;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.