Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation poppin' uppers
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
She asked me if I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
