Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
