Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
