Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
My Pooh Bear said I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on her "Workmate";
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.