Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation in September
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.