Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with joggers
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.