country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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