Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
Her rabbi said I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
