Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show"; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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