Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age in September
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The painters knew I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show";
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.