Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The painters knew I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.