Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation all hunched over I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; My hamster thought I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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