Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green while in labor;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
