Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
I told her shrink I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
