Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation ridin' shotgun
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
