Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse all hunched over
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
She asked me if I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show";
I never had the chance to say goodbye.