Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on her "Workmate";
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.