Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
