Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare in September I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; The blood test showed I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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