country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
A Klingon said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with my best friend;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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