Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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