country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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