Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito wrestlin' gators I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; A Klingon said I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd blast off with my best friend; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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