Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
