country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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