country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito poppin' uppers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
I told her shrink I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show";
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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