Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito poppin' uppers I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I told her shrink I'd change my sex forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show"; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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