Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin I can still recall that little hat she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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