Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; She asked me if I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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