country - random country-music lyrics generator

Fetch the software.

Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito poppin' uppers
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

ACME Labs / Software / country