country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare in September
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The blood test showed I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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