Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito poppin' uppers I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd wind up while in labor; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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