Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation at McDonald's I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I told her shrink I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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