country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation at McDonald's
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I told her shrink I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
    

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