Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over I can still recall those training pants she wore She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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