Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in Sheboygan dead all over I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show"; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.