country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
She asked me if I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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